Beer = Elixir of life (and health)

In recent news, a study conducted by avid beer drinkers (errr, I mean scientists) has determined that drinking beer will hydrate you faster than drinking water.

And of course the natural next step is that drinking beer will make you more healthy than drinking water! I propose from hence forth and forever that beer be consumed before, during, and after all sporting events! (whether you are participating or not!)

We owe it to our children to stay hydrated and healthy. I for one vow to follow these scientific findings to the letter!