Let me start all of this by saying, "Hooray for Beer!" Alright, with that said lets move on with the enlightening scientific data.
Drinking beer is a serious past time for planet earth. Centuries of innovation and hard work have produced thousands of different genres of beer for our consumption!
I recently travelled* to far away Egypt while pursuing my doctorate in beeriology** and was pleasantly surprised to find*** this hieroglyphic painted on the wall of an ancient tomb. The drawing depicts ancient egyptians preparing for the nightly chug contest! Egyptians were renowned for the ability to drink more beer than the average mule.
I encourage everyone (of legal drinking age, of course) to get in touch with your ancestral roots of beer drinking by standing up right now and grabbing a beer.
thankyou.
* via Google
** at the online school of beer in Florida
*** in a Google image search
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