This morning I had to get up very early for work. So, last night, as I was preparing for my early, early departure I made sure that my coffee beans, water and pot were all set out and ready for my early morning coffee consumption rituals. Before I went to bed I knelt down next to my bed (as I always do) and said a quick prayer. I begged the Coffee Gods to provide me with the courage to rise early and brew. I also (as I always do) ask for a greater understanding of coffee, coffee drinking, and general coffee production.

After my prayer, I went to sleep and had the most fascinating and lucid dream about the origins of coffee. Through divine revelation I bore witness to the inception of the beverage now known as coffee. I witnessed a mountainside strewn with vegetation and I noticed a very lively goat dancing around a certain bush. The goat danced in a hypnotic rhythm that I found both disturbing and alluring. I walked toward the goat and just as I was about to speak my alarm went off and my dream ended.

One of my associates at work is an artist and is frequently called on by the local police department to assist in sketching crime scenes and artistic recreations of suspects. I described my dream and the goat to my friend and he drew this surprisingly accurate picture of my dream.

Let this be a lesson to us all. Pray every night and you will be blessed with revelation!

thankyou